Nuclear Power? Yes Please!

So, the earth is facing an energy crisis, and we're all supposed to spend what few pennies we have left after the taxman has raped us putting up our own windmills, solar panels and other shit systems to try and create enough energy to power a really dim light bulb for about ten seconds. For me, that's a worthwhile way of wasting a few thousand pounds (that's about a million dollars, for those from over the pond).

Now, forgive me if I dip into the past here, but I seem to remember when our tax money went into the research and development of nuclear power. That's right; we've already found a solution and paid for it. Let's get using it. It's low cost because all the R&D has already been done, it's clean, effective and accessible immediately. We'd create a host of jobs building new power stations, and the only downside is that we'd see a few camps spring up manned by unwashed hippy twats with no consideration for the bigger picture.

So, what's holding us back? Well, every time someone mentions the obvious, a Pinko appears mouthing the word 'Chernobyl'. For fuck's sake, that was one incident, and it was down to dodgy Polish builders shipped in to the Ukraine to do the job on the cheap.

Planes crash regularly, but we don't stop flying. People died in the Moorgate Tube Disaster but we don't ban underground railways. Millions died in WW2 but we don't ban right wing thickos or left win Pinkos. Canvey Island and Buncefield didn't make us stop using gas and petrol.

Let's not be cry-babies! Fuck the hippies, hit the switch and turn on to a nuclear future.