Shoot the Bitch

So, 72 year old Kathryn Winkfein is driving home from the shops in Austin, Texas, and the police pull her battered pick-up truck over for speeding. Was she speeding? Of course she was! Did she accept it with good grace, collect her ticket and get on her way? Of course she didn't. Why? Because she's a mentalist, that's why.

Firstly, the great grandmother (I'm not sure why the reports all include the fact that both she and her kin are into breeding) refuses to accept the ticket. Then she tries to push her 4 foot high wrinkled body passed that of a fat fuck of a cop.

He pushes her away, probably because she smells of piss.

She screams like a fucking banshee.

He points at his Taser stun-gun.

Now, you would presume that even the dumbest of dumb hicks might give up at this point, but no, Wankfiend dares him to shoot her with it. She jeers and screams and dares the fat fuck to shoot her. So he does. As she drops to the fall screaming, you can't help but feel that justice has been done.

It's a shame the fat fucker didn't have a shotgun.